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Crab “Leggs”

WTF? I could understand difficulty spelling a word like “nauseating,” but the word legs?  What the hell?

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My Vistraviganza

So I install Windows Vista Ultimate (legitimate copy, thank you very much) on my PC after months of drooling and wanting Aero.  What I got (instead) was a driver nightmare.

1st Install (x64 version):  All’s well (it installs lightning fast btw — GJ Microsoft) until I realize my BT dongle isn’t picked up automatically and the updated video card drivers from nVidia make my full-screen games do a neat old-style tv snow effect (artifacts from hell) AND the lack of functional overclocking support in Vista (for nVidia cards), at the moment (nTune did the same thing as the games).  I was also irritated by the fact that there were no drivers for my Envy24 onboard sound (temporary solution was to use xp64 drivers which worked sans control panel — which I need for the EQ).  The BT dongle was made to work by using generic drivers in Vista (why it didn’t try, I don’t know).
Install 2: So I’m like whatever, I just spent hours installing all of my software, why not reinstall…so I do (x86).  Driver situation is slightly better (beta sound card drivers, same trick for the BT dongle), but the bloody video card issue is still there (go nVidia Forceware 97.46!).  I had run coolbits both times, and of course it didn’t work..so I thought that might have been the issue…………onto install #3.

Install 3: Wanting to OC my slow 7900GT (it runs 700/1.8 OC’d), I reinstall Vista, get frustrated and mod the BIOS using nibitor to get my clock speeds.  I then spend the next little while making failed boot cds (wrong cmd line args for nvflash) to flash the video card with..I give up and do it in Windows (to my surprise, the card still works AND is OC’d in 3D — good stuff).  I’ve cluttered the installation w/ crap so It’s time for the 4th install.  I figure I can just run my games in Windowed mode until nVidia fixes their practically beta drivers which SOMEHOW received WHQL certification.

Install 4: I install x86 version one LAST time..hopping with glee, get everything going and all’s well.  I run Windows update and get some PCI-express root driver upgrade from nVidia (also running a nforce4 board) and install the 97.52 forcewares and move along.  I do all the normal stuff..etc..etc.. try my games and they run like absolute HELL compared to XP.  I’m talking 30-50% slower here.  No matter what resolution, AA (always on) settings, etc.. the FPS is about the same (vsync was on so that wasn’t it).  I give up and shut off AA and somehow my FPS jumps back up CLOSE to where it was in XP (granted I had AA on in XP but whatever) so I’ll deal for now.  All this and I get an email from my NAS saying a drive failed..what a week. :D.

Edit: I beat the drive senseless with a mallet and popped it back in and all’s well (not really, I just reseated it and let it resync w/ the array). :)

Great Graduation Weekend

So this past Saturday started out with my phone complaining, letting me know that it was time to wake up — 5:30 AM. I needed to get ready and pick my parents and sister up from their hotel (we avoided the parking nightmare this way). I got dressed in my graduation gear:


It was now time to line up in the tiny, humid, freshman gym attached to the back of Alexander Memorial Coliseum. After that (and an uncalled for Management Major joke by someone ahead of me in line), we walked onto the coliseum floor:

Meanwhile, Mom and Dad met buzz:

and I found a place to sit. I was pretty nervous (not sure why), but mostly excited. I walked up,

shook hands with President Clough and went on my merry way. After the ceremony, it was time for me to open my

, which included a bunch of neat stuff (cards, money [woot!], etc.) and these three fine gems:
 
Woot? I think so. What you see, my friends, is a very expensive diploma frame (thanks mom and dad v2), tickets to the Nickleback concert (thanks Heather) in March and my very own Alumni plate (thanks Ramy). Check, check and check. This, coupled with a home baked cake (thanks Heather!) and dinner at Fogo de Chao (thanks mom and dad) made for a very happy (and sick — way too much fillet min yon, lamb, meat in general) Amro. I need some sleep as it was too much excitement for a single weekend, even for me. This graduating thing is kind of fun (might be worth it to pursue another degree to do it again :D).

EDIT: Pics removed b/c the gallery died, just see the album there.

Meh, KWorld ATSC-110 = :/

So one day, a little boy named Amro went online to his favorite parts store (some place with shiny eggs or something) and bought a nifty KWorld ATSC-110 HDTV Tuner card for his PVR. Little Amro ran home quickly from the mail room with his new toy and feverishly tore the box open to find his glimmering PCI card, decked out with capacitors and a Philips tuner chip.

Happy as can be, little Amro popped the card into his PVR and installed the driver software. He then proceeded to hook his Terk antenna up to the card to find that he got absolutely no signal, even though the same antenna in the same position pulled 100% signal when hooked to his Toshiba television. Not to be discouraged, little Amro ordered a new Terk antenna from that jungle place online — this one with a nifty black box that amplified the over-the-air signal. Delighted with the results on his television (70->100% signal on all channels), tiny Amro scrambled to hook the new antenna up to his semi-nifty HDTV Tuner card.

After doing so, little Amro noticed absofreakinglutely no improvement in the signal strength. Puzzled, he stayed up into the wee hours of the night fighting the evil minions of poor signal strength until he could bare no more. He ran to his local sell-everything-monopoly store and purchased a nifty Philips antenna, more spiffy than the last two — claiming a whopping 50db gain amplifier. Little Amro plugged in the new widget and was let down again. Little Amro now wants an ATi HDTV Wonder as he suspects the card itself is deficient and is sad that he wasted his money on a KWorld.

Moral of the story: spend the extra 20 bucks and buy the ATi so you aren’t left spending over $100 on antennae that only help when hooked directly into your TV’s superb tuner and amplifier. Curses — what a waste of time.